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according to the superbowl, white americans love the following things

By February 7, 2010 No Comments
  1. beer
  2. chips
  3. candy bars
  4. white girls (and the tackling of white girls and women–euphemistic or not)
  5. not wearing pants

if you are not a white american, you might hope to become one by doing the following things:

  1. drinking beer
  2. eating chips
  3. eating candy
  4. tackling hot ladies (euphemistically or not)

pants are optional (unless you’re dockers, in which case you’re defining masculinity by pants and you’d better put them on).