Fat Rant: You Must Watch This

Oh my goodness, I can’t believe we missed this for THREE FULL MONTHS. Watch! Watch! She’s fat, and she’s OK with it! Thanks, Alison, for the major tip! — J.B.

Please don’t help your 6-year-old be sexy.

When my friend’s three-year-old daughter answered the door wearing some kind of brownish makeup smeared all over her face, her mom and I had a good laugh. She had done it herself; we joked that she missed a couple spots, and the little girl busted out a belly laugh that almost knocked her over. Most… Continue Reading →

Hostile Hostel takes woman-hating to a new level

WARNING: Hey kids! This piece includes details that may give you some bad nightmares. And we definitely don’t want to give you nightmares. Hostel: Part II, the latest installment from Quentin Tarantino and his merry band of all-male producers, is coming out tomorrow. The main characters in the first Hostel were male backpackers, but this… Continue Reading →